Harold Potter looked like an otter. He was in the store of Bernie Botter! He was trying out some every flavor beans!
Lima, Kidney, Refried. Say, these beans don’t seem every flavor.
Get out of my store, those are not for free! said the manager, Bernie. Don’t make me get my gun-flavored bean!
Harold ran out of there [...]
Harold Potter looked like an otter. It was due to an accident in transfiguration class that resulted in a pimple on someone else’s face. He got into a wizard fight and he got zapped into looking like an otter. No one bothered helping him look like himself because no one could tell the difference.
Anyway, one [...]
Harold Potter: Hey, do you know where the restroom is?
Goblin King: What… How? Harold Potter?! What are you doing here?!
Harold Potter: What?
GK: What are you doing here, Harold? How did you infiltrate my lair? I’m going to kill you, you realize that?
HP: What? I don’t-
GK: Who let him in? I’m the goblin king. Who farted? [...]
