Harold Potter and the Floating Rug

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Harold Potter woke up one morning and the first thing that came out of his lips was “penis.”
Harold Potter looked like an otter. The weather was good, so he decided that he wanted an adventure. Not just any adventure, but a magnificent one. The very best adventure there ever was. As a matter [...]

Harold Potter and the Dinosaur Monsters from Outer Space!

Harold Potter looked like an otter. It was due to an accident in transfiguration class that resulted in a pimple on someone else’s face. He got into a wizard fight and he got zapped into looking like an otter. No one bothered helping him look like himself because no one could tell the difference.
Anyway, one [...]