April Fool’s!
DUDE I JUST HIT 69 POST ON MY WORDPRESS DAWG!
I’m celebrating by posting a few motivators I made. Check it out on my facebook!
Anyway, DAMN YOU YOUTUBE WHY DID YOU RECOMMEND THIS TO ME?! WHY DID YOU RECOMMEND THIS TO ME?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjVTQ2lXt
Yo guys, I got Wii Fit and I need to choose my trainer: [...]
Harold Potter looked like an otter. He was in the store of Bernie Botter! He was trying out some every flavor beans!
Lima, Kidney, Refried. Say, these beans don’t seem every flavor.
Get out of my store, those are not for free! said the manager, Bernie. Don’t make me get my gun-flavored bean!
Harold ran out of there [...]
Harold Potter looked like an otter. It was due to an accident in transfiguration class that resulted in a pimple on someone else’s face. He got into a wizard fight and he got zapped into looking like an otter. No one bothered helping him look like himself because no one could tell the difference.
Anyway, one [...]
Harold Potter: Hey, do you know where the restroom is?
Goblin King: What… How? Harold Potter?! What are you doing here?!
Harold Potter: What?
GK: What are you doing here, Harold? How did you infiltrate my lair? I’m going to kill you, you realize that?
HP: What? I don’t-
GK: Who let him in? I’m the goblin king. Who farted? [...]
How are ya doin’ buddy? Haha. My name is buddy yet I am asking you. that is ironic.
robbie replied yeah i guess i’m okay
you guess you’re okay
yes i guess so. im not sure.
you’re not sure. then you better speak up. are you depressed?
no.
did your girlfriend dump you?
no.
parents get a divorce.
no.
then SHUT UP BITCH!
What?!
Haha you responded [...]
Boredom sets in and this is the result. Enjoy from it what you will.
Buddy Bear said to his new friend Robbie the Weasley, “Hey man, let’s go shoot some bitches.”
Rob replied, “What?”
Buddy said, “Yeah man, let’s go shoot some crazy bitches.”
“No, what, what? What kind of bitches, what?”
“Yeah, some big ol’ wobbly ass bitches walkin’ [...]
Harold Potter,
was made out of gold,
he’d looked like an otter,
thirty years old,
he was round and chubby,
chubby and fats,
his friends had sold him,
out for some hats.
Thus, there was a new adventure afoot.
The search for the golden child which would be fat,
to save the day, and get the loot,
and prevent the world from going kersplat!
Robbie the Weasely [...]
