Harold Potter and the Dinosaur Monsters from Outer Space!

Harold Potter looked like an otter. It was due to an accident in transfiguration class that resulted in a pimple on someone else’s face. He got into a wizard fight and he got zapped into looking like an otter. No one bothered helping him look like himself because no one could tell the difference.
Anyway, one [...]

Buddy Bear in “How are ya doing?”

How are ya doin’ buddy? Haha. My name is buddy yet I am asking you. that is ironic.
robbie replied yeah i guess i’m okay
you guess you’re okay
yes i guess so. im not sure.
you’re not sure. then you better speak up. are you depressed?
no.
did your girlfriend dump you?
no.
parents get a divorce.
no.
then SHUT UP BITCH!
What?!
Haha you responded [...]

Buddy Bear in “Let’s Go Shoot Some Bitches”

Boredom sets in and this is the result. Enjoy from it what you will.
Buddy Bear said to his new friend Robbie the Weasley, “Hey man, let’s go shoot some bitches.”
Rob replied, “What?”
Buddy said, “Yeah man, let’s go shoot some crazy bitches.”
“No, what, what? What kind of bitches, what?”
“Yeah, some big ol’ wobbly ass bitches walkin’ [...]