Entries Tagged as ‘Wordplay’

April 16, 2009

She saw seesaws

She saw seesaws by the shore, sure.
She’s seen Sheen’s scene in the seen sheen.
Sheen seems steamed. She’s seen Sheen’s team see teens teem.
She sure saw sore saws by the seashore.
Sheesh or see soar sore sea storks tore the East orc’s store.
She walked on the beach pit and balked on each pitch.
Under sand, Stan’s sand stands, [...]

September 14, 2008

up at night

I couldn’t sleep well last night. So I wrote some things down.
devolution of delusional volitions
trespassing on someone’s religious beliefs
no more tissues, only left with issues
qualms   quails with alms
gotta hand it to those palm trees
the pen is mightier than the sword, the paper is meatier than the rock
definite permission for infinite positions, yeah
1 35 AM suit [...]

August 12, 2008

What to write about

Ohm, I don’t know what to write about. The summer months have been known to dry things up and I feel the same way. There is a drought.
There was a man on the train who said he was having a pussay drought of some sort. He went on to talk about how money doesn’t make [...]

July 27, 2008

Sorry to put you through all this Pun-ishment

I’d been meaning to post these but the quality of these is really punishment. Starts off with normal wordplay nonsense and goes on to be more insightful rhyming, but not that good. Yeah, think of this as another thing of a warm-up.
You can be from two places if you were going always going around, and [...]