Pokemon: Explained

From the Journal of Cartoon Overanalyzations, Pokemon is explained:
Have you ever noticed that the pacing, tone and story development of Pokemon changes after Ash is hit by lightning in the early episodes, how Ash and his world were relatively normal until after the incident?
I have a theory.
The accident with the bike put Ash into a [...]

What’s a gremlin to another?

Hear this here, you’re a missin the idea
of this beer begat version
of the Illiad
the will he had
cannot foot the bill he had
registering for fate
I think I have just the thing
and I think I have the brains
dont know about the veins but
I can grow wings
If I have to fly forever.
Interesting paradox
wrapped in a pair of socks
shoved [...]

Being Human Being

I was thinking about the meaning of existence today because existence is the essential essence of the human condition and the fact that we can determine our own actions is what makes us different from other things in this universe of constant burning firey essences. We’re just swaying in the breeze, attracted to mass, moving [...]

Watchmen Wednesday

I was planning on making a video for Watchmen Wednesday, but it ended up taking to long to say nothing that great, so I’m just going to post my review of the movie and a funny video about Watchmen. I think I’ll do better next time.
I saw this 160 minute long movie and I can [...]

Was Watchmen good?

The answer is…

Video Game Porn – The Epic List

This is how I choose to spend my time, making up video game porn titles.

Here are some of the rejected titles:
Unaltered Titles
F-Zero Maximum Velocity
Worms
Driver
Cabela’s Outdoor Adventures
Nintendogs
Altered Titles
Breath of Fire Crotch
Silent Thrill
Star Lotion
Parapa the Rapa
Phantasy Porn Star
Futanari Damacy
Zone of the Benders
Cunt Man
Mirror’s Edgeplay
Bioshocker
Super Robot Whores
Whoretal
Bloody Whore
Porn Starcraft: Brood Whores
Everbreast
Dragon Breast
Gaylo
Titty of Heroes
H-Type
XVIII
Fukken
Mario [...]

Touching Tuesday

It’s Touching Tuesday and today’s post will have a theme involving the word “Touch.”
“Touch” is such a weird word. I’m looking at the spelling and it just seems wrong (like the word says “towch” or something). Touch the couch. Touch your pouch. Touch and say ouch. Don’t slouch. Touch sounds all wrong, am I right?
Can [...]

Fast Food Fryday

Guy Orders Everything at McDonald’s

How to get Free Fast Food

Burger King employee takes bath in Kitchen Sink

Burger King meets Ronald McDonald

McDonald’s Rap

YO!!!!!! It’s a Back-to-Class Wednesday!

What does that mean? Nothing really… but it’s the first day of Spring classes meaning I’ll be going to school and doing homework. Which sucks balls.
Anyway, here are a few school themed videos from youtube:
Potter Puppet Pals – “School Is For Losers”

Uh…
You know what?
Screw everything. I’ve just had it.
I was trying [...]

Over 9000!

Digging into the past a bit, here’s a classic video from the Youtube Hall of Fame, Over 9000:

When the recession struck, stock brokers were facepalming at how the stock market was UNDER 9000!
Speaking of over 9000, I was looking at youtube’s most popular videos and channels and made the following commentary:
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