April Fool’s!
DUDE I JUST HIT 69 POST ON MY WORDPRESS DAWG!
I’m celebrating by posting a few motivators I made. Check it out on my facebook!
Anyway, DAMN YOU YOUTUBE WHY DID YOU RECOMMEND THIS TO ME?! WHY DID YOU RECOMMEND THIS TO ME?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjVTQ2lXt
Yo guys, I got Wii Fit and I need to choose my trainer: [...]
Hermione had been planning this day for weeks. She felt it to be expected of her and even expected it of herself. She didn’t bother to think to not celebrate the holidays and nothing would get in the way of her Merry Christmas this year, as many of the previous years were failures due to [...]
Yeah, these last two parts seem to suffer from writing too long. I hope they have some good moments. Man, my writing isn’t doing good. Anyway, here’s the concluding chapter of this way too long series:
Harold Potter
and the
Monster Men
from the
Lost Island Kingdom Men
Part IV
Harold Potter, who looked like an otter, and Haggard were enjoying the [...]
We’re going over to the river to wash up, said Sal, the Salad Man. You are free to join us. And Haggard, Hermione, and Harold Potter, the boy who looked like an otter, did on the Lost Island Kingdom of Winnebago.
The Salad Men sat in the water, soaking it up. At least that’s what they [...]
Slowly, coming up from the ocean was something ridiculously monstrous and a sight to behold…
Hey Harold, I’m Drag-o Malfoy, buxom blonde and the most popular girl from school!
Hi Drag-o, I’m Harold!
I already know your name, Harold, I just said it. So Harold, how about I ride your broomstick?
Okay, but you’re going to have [...]
Harold Potter looked like an otter. He was in the store of Bernie Botter! He was trying out some every flavor beans!
Lima, Kidney, Refried. Say, these beans don’t seem every flavor.
Get out of my store, those are not for free! said the manager, Bernie. Don’t make me get my gun-flavored bean!
Harold ran out of there [...]
Harold Potter looked like an otter. It was due to an accident in transfiguration class that resulted in a pimple on someone else’s face. He got into a wizard fight and he got zapped into looking like an otter. No one bothered helping him look like himself because no one could tell the difference.
Anyway, one [...]
Harold Potter: Hey, do you know where the restroom is?
Goblin King: What… How? Harold Potter?! What are you doing here?!
Harold Potter: What?
GK: What are you doing here, Harold? How did you infiltrate my lair? I’m going to kill you, you realize that?
HP: What? I don’t-
GK: Who let him in? I’m the goblin king. Who farted? [...]
How are ya doin’ buddy? Haha. My name is buddy yet I am asking you. that is ironic.
robbie replied yeah i guess i’m okay
you guess you’re okay
yes i guess so. im not sure.
you’re not sure. then you better speak up. are you depressed?
no.
did your girlfriend dump you?
no.
parents get a divorce.
no.
then SHUT UP BITCH!
What?!
Haha you responded [...]
