Harold Potter and the Floating Rug

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Harold Potter woke up one morning and the first thing that came out of his lips was “penis.”
Harold Potter looked like an otter. The weather was good, so he decided that he wanted an adventure. Not just any adventure, but a magnificent one. The very best adventure there ever was. As a matter [...]

What am I going to do now?

Shit, man, shit, I have not written anything for a while, nothing for a while, nothing. Where have I been? I have been just dicking around with my time, man. I need to get back on track, on the ball, get the ball rolling, grow a pair and throw them against the wall action. Man, [...]