How are ya doin’ buddy? Haha. My name is buddy yet I am asking you. that is ironic.
robbie replied yeah i guess i’m okay
you guess you’re okay
yes i guess so. im not sure.
you’re not sure. then you better speak up. are you depressed?
no.
did your girlfriend dump you?
no.
parents get a divorce.
no.
then SHUT UP BITCH!
What?!
Haha you responded that means youre a bitch
damnit you frickin bear!
oh by the way, i answered the door today.
yeah?
…
well?
well, what?
what about the door?
it’s got… wood? that door and i have something in common!
no! what happened when you answered the door.
oh, the door didn’t ask anything.
i mean figuratively! can’t you read between the lines?
i am illiterate.
just tell me who was at the door.
i was.
who was at the door!
oh, a lady wanted to sell me something. i said no thank you.
then what
then she said thank you.
so?
after i explicitly told her no thank you. so I mauled that bitch’s ass.
what!
Time for adventure. There’s a magic ghost robbie! what do we do?!
we kill him?
they stabbed him with a fork and called him a job well done. +500 points
yay. shooting ghosts is what we doooooooo. whoooooo. booooooo.
hey knock knock, robbie.
who’s there.
boo.
boo who?
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
Dangit, that joke made me sad robbie.
oh i’m sorry.
let’s go find harold and we can play games
let’s play spin the bottle.
i found harold. here he is.
the bottle poped open. the soda bubbles spurting out.
No!!! Not the beer!
That’s not beer.
Well i’m drunk, so i don’t care if that’s not beer.
this was true and it wasn’t but besides fun and games…
But there was evil afoot. and a yard. and a hop a skip and a jump away.
lord vladius! the audience says in unison then endeeringly in venison.
Gr… I am lord vladius, i steal children from their mothers and give them to their fathers to confuse the parents. today, i shall cause some evil upon their doorstep.
a knock-knock.
a who’s there.
lord vladius.
lord vladius who?
lord vladius.
oh.
…
let me in.
sure thing is a party now guys lord vladius herre.
yes, we shall dance and listen to music and play party games and wake up in bed next to our cousins.
by the dozens!
oh no someone stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
there must be a rational explanation for this! said harold, wiping his chin with his mouth full of milk and sugar. he did not eat them. he ate chocolate milk and sugar cookies that day. the next day his dentist got a heart attacked by the tin man who had no heart to speak of.
what say you, lord vladius before you get well hung at the gallows.
i have but one thing to say…
“gotta catch em all, bitches”
and with that lord vlaius disappeared into thin air and liquid. he was in the sewer.
he found a gun. a revolver. he had discovered the six chambers of secrets. eventually he would go on to shoot six by telling them, oh guys, look in to this barrel, it has a chamber of secrets, little did they know lord vladius was a trickster! one was geraldo potter and a jerry and a mary and a gary potter. and a fairy potter. but they were already dead so he was bad at shooting good targets.
he went to the target range where people shoot unicorns and play golf for sportsman ship.
he got a sportsman ship and sailed seven seas and saw seven sales and sold seven seashells and stored seven magical relics. harold was very impressed.
you have done well even though you are bad ass.
thank you i’m-
Whoops i meant to say bad assassin!
oh… snap. harold pulled one on the vladius!
harold got shot in the leg and fell off a bridge into troubled water.
crocodiles saved his life
the end
